Headline Dec 31, 2015/ '''* PLEASE RESET YOUR PASSWORD *'''



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                          Password   Requirements


.-  Your password must be at least 8 characters long.

.-  It must contain at least one uppercase letter, one number, and one 
special character.

.-  It must be difficult-to-impossible to remember.

.-  Think of a letter. Now think of another letter. Do not use either of those letters in your password.

.-  What are you an   abc123    student?  Focus.

.-  Oh, you're gonna cry now?
.-  How about   silly123?   That sound like a good password?

.-  Okay, then. Say this out loud: HELLO LOSER.

.-  Fine. But this time make white-noise sounds to account for the inscrutability.

.-  Whatever sounds you're making, transcribe them and make that  your password.

.-  Take the chorus of a  Loggins  &  Messina song, shove all the words together,  replace  '' everything will bring a chain of love''  with a random passage from  Gettysburg Address............Now you're getting somewhere.

,-  It could be Simon and Garfunkel  and  '' We shall fight on the beaches'' for all we care. Martin and Lewis and  ''I have a dream''.

.-  Usher or some rubbish.

.-  Ne-Yo.

.-  Ask a Bulgarian woman to yell at you. Whatever comes out of her mouth? Password.

.-  Anyway take pi. First 30 digits. Remove all the 7's and replace them with the first letter of whatever sound you make when very happy.

.-  Add an exclamation point or a plus sign. Then one of them swirly things that aren't even on the keyboard. No. the other one. 

.-  Picture your tombstone. ''RIP Johnny Nobody'' or whatever. Add the year you were born with the year you will die, multiply that by the cost of raising your  children to date, and subtract your prostrate score. Not a bad password right there.

.-  What kind of a student are you? Really think.............That empty feeling inside you right now? That would make a great password.

.-  Make it so impossible to remember that you end up sending yourself an e-mail with all your passwords and then your email account gets hacked and your bank account gets drained anyway.

.-  The main thing is : At least 8 characters long, impossible to remember, lose all hope, and then a swirly.

                                       Create  password.............. Cancel                       

With respectful dedication to all the Students, Professors and Teachers of the World. See Ya all on !WOW!  -the World Students Society:

''' Live Happily '''

Good Night and God Bless

SAM Daily Times - the Voice of the Voiceless


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